Humorous Note Cards - Blank - Colossal Sanders

Whether you're terrible at remembering birthdays (no judgment), need to apologize for something questionable, or just want to make someone snort-laugh at their desk, these cards have got your back.

Colossal Sanders designed each one with the kind of humor that lands somewhere between cheeky and gloriously inappropriate—perfect for people who appreciate the absurd. Blank inside means you can add your own witty commentary, heartfelt rambling, or just a string of emojis if words fail you.

Built to impress: 4.25" x 5.5", printed on premium 60 lb. cardstock with genuine Epson archival inks that won't fade (unlike your memory of that hilarious inside joke). Each card comes with an envelope tucked inside a plastic sleeve, because presentation matters—even when you're being ridiculous.

Designed with joy exclusively by Colossal Sanders.